A Giraffe in the Refrigerator

Q: How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator?

A: Open the door, put him in, and close the door.


Q: How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

A: Open the door, take out the giraffe, put the elephant in, and close the door.


Q: All the animals are meeting at a jungle conference. Which one doesn’t come?

A: The elephant. He’s stuck in the refrigerator.


Q: You have to swim across a crocodile infested river. How do you get across?

A: Just swim across. All the animals are at the conference.

One thought on “A Giraffe in the Refrigerator

  1. Ubi Dubium

    Somebody gave me a different answer about how to get across the river. You go get the elephant you left in the fridge and ride it across the river!

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