Happy Rites of Spring, everyone!
My children are looking forward to gorging themselves on candy come Sunday morning. They’re even thinking of ways they can go without now to enhance the enjoyment of the Sunday festivities.
My favorite website, reddit, is down right now. They say it’s related to the Amazon cloud trouble, but I think either Xenu or demons are behind it. The Christians are celebrating the rebirth of Jesus soon and I’m building an altar to resurrect the Reddit Alien in a new and more powerful form so he can rain down his wisdom upon us all.